Things my kids say…
Jude, 9 years old: If you only have babies when you get married, how come Mary is married to Joseph but Jesus is God’s son?
Reagan, 6 years old: The ocean has a lot of allergies. (aka algae)
Jude, 9 years old: I want to help Dayday with yard work only if I can destroy something!
Reagan, 5 years old: I would like a Yoga Parfait please. (huh do you mean yogurt?)
Jude, 7 years old: I know how to make apple sauce mommy! I will just need an apple and a hammer. (I don’t think so…)
Reagan, 4 years old: If storks bring babies, how come we never see them flying around the hospitals?
Jude, 6 years old: I know what tooth fairies do with our teeth! They smash them, turn them into paper and then give that money to the next toothless kid. (brilliant!)